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Janis McCurry’s Bio-ish

01 Apr

Janis McCurry began her career path as an astrophysicist, becoming one of the first women to build her own spaceship and travel the galaxy to study the interaction between matter and radiation in the interior of celestial bodies and interstellar space.

Tiring of the months of solitude, she returned home to find she’d been awarded the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking work. Using the 10 million Swedish kronor (c. US$1.4 million) from her award, she turned her natural brilliance to creating an affordable no-run pantyhose. Unfortunately, the courier carrying the only formula was killed and the briefcase stolen.

Disillusioned about how cutthroat big business had become, Janis next wrote her memoir WOMAN IN SPACE: THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING WEIGHTLESS. Realizing that not many women experienced the richness of the life she had and wanting to give back a little pleasure, albeit vicarious, Janis is writing a romance about a female sewage sanitation worker who moonlights as a late-night talk show host and falls in love with a vegetarian chupacabra.

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5 Comments

Posted by on April 1, 2011 in Idaho

 

5 responses to “Janis McCurry’s Bio-ish

  1. Liz

    April 1, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    Sanitation workers get all the cute chupacabras.

     
  2. johannaharness

    April 1, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    I suspect the courier’s body was never found.

     
  3. Lynn Mapp

    April 1, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    The world has suffered. I want those pantyhose.

     
  4. clarissawriter

    April 1, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    Whoa. Chupacabra? I think I have just spotted The Next Big Thing in romance.

     
  5. Carley Ash

    April 3, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    Pantyhose are out. No reason to bring the wretched things back in. The murderer had to have been a woman.

     

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